Buttermilk is one of those "most wasted" ingredients in my kitchen, one that gets thrown out after using a half a cup for a recipe. It's typically not sold in quantities smaller than a quart so buying enough for a single recipe means there is always more than half a quart remaining. Who actually
drinks buttermilk anyway? No one I know. The only person I've ever known to drink buttermilk regularly was my grandmother on my father's side. I do not know why she drank it. I do know this was way before the yogurt craze.
What to do with leftover buttermilk? It lasts a long time, so fortunately, you can procrastinate about what to do with it. But my handy-dandy reverse engineering methodology kicks in well here. I decided to search on the entire phrase "2 cups buttermilk" with the assumption (and understanding) that this is exactly the format a recipe would use. I wanted a recipe (or two) that used a LOT of buttermilk. I hated to throw it out. What's more, I had the entire quart to use because my original intentions had dissipated into the ether of my memory. I think I wanted to make a cornbread recipe that used it, but then I forgot about it. So I ditched that inspiration. It had passed. I needed a new raison d'etre for the this entire quart of buttermilk.
So to
My Library in Google Books I went. The search
results were encouraging. Every time I do this, I am amazed at the variety of recipes that incorporate a single ingredient. Most unusual, and perhaps a bit unappetizing, was a
Chilled beet soup. I suppose I should not knock it until I've tried it. And it certainly looked pretty in the picture (of my book... it was not viewable in the online version.) Pancakes, waffles, and muffins (i.e. doughs) are apparently the predominant class of food that incorporates mass quantities of buttermilk. And cold soups run a close second.
Ultimately, I selected an iced buttermilk concoction flavored with fresh orange zest and juice, and a wheat bran cereal muffin recipe.
Tangy Orange Iced Buttermilk is insanely easy. It consists of just
3 ingredients: 2 medium oranges, 3/4 cup sugar and, you guessed it: "2 cups buttermilk". By far the hardest part was churning it for 30 minutes in my gelato maker. Using an electric icecream machine would be easier, but some time ago, the chilling bowl in mine flew out of my grasp onto the cement of my basement floor when I was removing it from the freezer. (Alas, goop began oozing from it and I thought that might taint any subsequent creations....or perhaps poison me and my kin.) But even though I am relegated to using the hand churn, the effort was worth it. I managed to put the base between my legs and use the other hand to hold a glass of wine, so it wasn't that much work, really.
The iced buttermilk with oranges tastes like orange sherbert, if a bit over-sweet. I think next time, I will lessen the amount of sugar. That said, the oranges I used were super sweet and might have skewed the sugar balance. The recipe suggests a topping of Homemade Chocolate Syrup (page 88 - no preview available). So I made that, too. Very easy: sugar, water, Dutch process powered cocoa, heat.
But I still had 2 more cups of buttermilk left. So I made
Ready-bake Bran Muffins. This is one of those bran cereal recipes you can refrigerate for a couple of weeks and use what you need as you need it. This particular version came from an (ancient) 1981 microwave cookbook published by Sunset, simply called
Microwave Cook Book. Probably one of the first microwave cookbooks, it contains a fair number of baking recipes. This was a time period when microwave cooking proponents believed baking in the microwave would actually be adopted. Well, as far as I know, microwave baking has never been adopted by much of anyone. No one I know bakes in a microwave! Not unless they want to eat rubbery baked goods.
But, being an engineering cook, I saw the potential for this recipe. I looked at oven-baked muffin recipes in another book and was reminded that muffins typically bake at about 425° in a radiant heat oven. That is fast and furious so as to zap the wet glop from which muffins arise. I followed the recipe exactly (for once!) minus the appliance used to cook.
This recipe is not visible in my Google book library (typical of these older books), but I found the exact instructions
at this link on Food.com.
You have to mix the bran flakes with the boiling water and let that cool for a bit. Then you mix the wet stuff in with that. In a separate bowl, mix the dry ingredients and stir that in (a cup at at time) until just mixed. I used raisins. I have non-stick muffin pans but sprayed them with oil anyway because it seems like my muffins always stick, and I'm too cheap to use paper muffin cups. I baked two 12-muffin pans side by side in the middle of the oven at 425° for 10 minutes then switched them (left to right and front to back.) About 8 minutes later they tested done (I have a thin metal poker I use for that, but you can use a toothpick.)
I had room for all the dough save two more muffins. I refrigerated that remaining bit. As I got in the mood to eat a muffin for breakfast this morning, I realized I'd given all the baked ones away! None for me. So cranked the
toaster-oven to 350° and split the dough between two oil-sprayed Pyrex custard cups. Then I covered them each with a square of oil-sprayed aluminum foil. They were done in 20 minutes or so. (Actually, I have no idea how long it was since I sat down to write and sort of spaced them out until I smelled them. It felt like about 20 minutes.)
They were really fabulous.